Left to Right: 1) Brent serves up his Famous Tuna Casserole; 2) Major Ezmerai renders a salute after receiving a jar of Pulacharke POW Pasta Sauce in the prison yard.  Ezmerai and Jack's other men were freed later that day by the Supreme Court; 3) Brent folds hand in prayer over the tuna casserole hoping that it is as good as last time; 4) Brent, Ed, and Zorro, the Pulacharke Blues Brothers, hanging out after a Taliban Tuna dinner; 5) Brent and Jack typing up the recipes, "Yeah, these are our f*#%in' words on this site."  Note: Musafir (picture #2 on Jack's page and there on release day) was wounded days later during the December al-Qaida takeover helping save our lives.  After returning from surgery weeks later, he joined us for some Taliban Tuna Casserole.

Ingredients

1-     Big Crappy Old Tin Pot
1-     Hot-wired Taliban Prison Stove
4-     Bottles of Extremely Boiled Water
3-     Bags of Pakistani Crap Noodles
4-     Cans of Russian Tuna
1-     Last pack U.S. Tuna from Lady in Mich.
0-     Onions- I hate them (Jack loves them)
1-     Cluster of Rotten Afghan sier (Garlic)
2-     Packs of Lipton Cup-a-Soup (Chicken)
1-     Pack of Cajun spice sent by a lady in NY
1-     Bunch of any kind of Spice You Have

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To Order Your Casserole- 

Don't bother, just make it at home with real  
ingredients and Charlie's Tuna.  Enjoy.
 

Note to the Weblogs: 
This recipe is copyrighted too, so if a weblog even quotes us we're suing them.  Why do we dislike Weblogs?  Click here to find out.

Preparation:

• Boil water for 30 minutes

• Watch Jack get burned messing around wobbly stove

• Throw in some salt

• Throw in some horse fat to keep pasta from sticking

• Watch Jack get burned again when power goes out

• Move pot to Propane flame burner

• Be extra cautious since propane tanks here explode

• Stir with big ugly wooden Pakistani ladle

• Hear yells from Ed, Jack, and Zorro about hunger

• Boil pasta for eight minutes

• Drain Water, mix in 2 packs of Lipton Cup-a-Soup

• Stir in to kill the horrible commie fish taste

• Put on plate - freak out when it becomes goo

• No Bumble Bee left, then use the Russian Crap

• Mix in Tuna - remove Russian fish bones

• Throw out the shitty Prison Kitchen Rice

• Eat with stale Afghan Prison Bread

• Get complaints about nasty tuna- add more lousy Paki salt

• Enjoy profusely – Occasionally run to bathroom later

• If so, take 500 mgs of Ciprofloxacin for dysentery

• Less Cipro than Jack's Shitty Sauce I might add!

• Malox or Pepto Bismo not needed

• Proof it is better than Jack's Pulacharke POW Sauce

• Start same procedure all over again two days later…

Care Packages:

We have received care packages from all over the United States.  Because we mostly receive rice, bread, and basic food like potatoes, many people have sent us tuna fish, spices, Ramen Noodles, Chicken Soup.  These things are greatly appreciated.  We cannot overemphasize our appreciation and thanks to the people that have sent us cards and packages.  We can receive almost anything.  Just put it in a box and ship it to us. 

If you would like to know what we need:

• Letters from our friends

• Any flavor of Lipton Cup-a-Soup- could use some Tomato

• Oatmeal (Rice gets really boring for ten years)

• Tuna Fish in cans, the cheap kind

• Spices (great for boiled prison rice and pasta)

• Old DVDs (Yes we have a DVD player)

• Basically, we appreciate anything.

The Officers at Pulacharke Prison could also use some things:

• Socks and t-shirts (no matter how old or used)

• Flashlights & PR-24 Batons (for all you police out there)

• BDU Belts, Desert Boots (even used ones are great)

• Children's & Woman's clothes (they only make $40 a month)

• Toys and Stuffed Animals for their children

• Go to the Contact Us page for more info.

The Final Word:

"Hey, it's a rough dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.  Besides, Fort Bragg was getting boring."

"I didn't say a lot in Court, because, quite frankly, I don't say much ever.  I believe in doing something not talking about it.  That's why I joined this war on terror, to do something about the terrorist threat before they took us out in another 9/11."

I don't say much, but if you want to read what I do have to say, just click on the picture and you hear it in my own words.