Left to Right: 1) Did I put in too much garlic? "Chimikuni" means, "what are you doing". Carabinara is the melding of Caraballo and Carbinara...thus I present Chamikuni Caribanara...a cheezy pasta dish I highly recommend.  2) Prison life sure gives you time to hone up on your cooking skills...it's all about the presentation!  3) I never realized what these jars were used for back in the States, now they are a potent arsenal of culinary delight...Thanks to everybody for sending them. 4) Sometimes those slippery jars of spice elude me by rolling under our Persian Carpets.  5) Everything I know about cooking, I learned from Zorro the Wizard.  6) Water boils quicker at higher altitudes.  Here at Pulacharke we are at about 6,800 Feet above sea level, speeding along our sparkling, zapping electric hotplate.  Keep a close eye on it.... Al dente happens rather fast.

Ingredients

1-     That same Crappy Old Tin Pot Jack uses
2-     Rubber Soled slippers

         (wear them, don't put them in the pot)

1-     Taliban Prison Stove
32-   Ounces of the Cleanest Water you can find           (good Luck)
2-    Bags of Noodles
1-    Onion- Brent hates them (I deal with them)
2-    Packs of Lipton Cup-a-Soup

       (Broccoli And Cheese)
1-    half box (4 ounces of that thick Pakistani Milk)
1-    a pinch of Corn Starch

2-    cloves  of garlic

1-    spoonful of salt

         (it has the consistency of baking soda here)

1-    pinch of sugar.

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To Order Your Caribanara Pasta- 
Hey, if I had time to make this stuff all day to ship
I wouldn't have time to complain.
Make it at Home - It Will Spoil Long Before You Get It From us.

Preparation:

• Lock door while slicing onions or Brent will boycott
   the entire meal.

• Get an invigorating 220 volt jolt (better than caffeine) as you place the pot of water on the stove (think: the board game "Operation").

• Throw  some salt and a bit of animal fat to keep the noodles from sticking (very starchy pasta, heavy mineral action in the water).

• Wipe the steam from your reading glasses.

• Look for clouds and other images in the wall mildew to pass the time.

• Throw one of the cloves of garlic in the water to give the pasta some taste.

• Keep testing noodles with huge Afghan Paddle Spoon... these were the last two bags, you mess these up and you're gonna have 3 angry commando's giving you stink eye.

• When the noodles are soft, drain them but don't lose all the water...that's the basis for your sauce.

• Hear yells from Brent and Zorro about hunger.

• Mix in 2 packs of Lipton Broccoli & Cheese Cup-a-Soup, the diced onion, camel milk, a pinch of corn starch, pinch of salt, and pinch of sugar.

• Put on two flowered plastic platters.

• Enjoy profusely – run to bathroom.

This recipe is copyrighted too, ESPECIALLY my images.

Care Packages:

We have received care packages from all over the United States, and for those we are extremely grateful.  Because we mostly receive rice, bread, and basic food like potatoes, many people have sent us tuna fish, spices, Ramen Noodles, Chicken Soup.  These things are greatly appreciated.  We cannot overemphasize our appreciation and thanks to the people that have sent us cards and packages.  If you have any old spices laying around in a back shelf somewhere in your kitchen, just put them in a box and ship 'em to us.  Pulacharke Prison Rice is going to pretty boring after ten more years.

If you would like to know what we need:

• Lipton Cup-A-Soup

• Ramen Noodles

• Spices (great for boiled prison rice)

• Old Newsweeks, Time, USA Today, etc. (we get no news)

• AA batteries (we can only buy Chinese ones that don't work)

• Stuffed animals for the children of the Officers here

• Anything is appreciated, but we're doing fine.

The Police Officers at Pulacharke Prison could also use some things we will be glad to pass on:

• Socks, Gloves (no matter how old or used)

• Children's & Woman's clothes (they only make $40 a month)

• Go to the Contact Us page for more info.

The Final Word:

Life is about experiencing the most diverse things you can. All things will pass and for me, this will too. Don't worry about us... The SuperPatriots watch each others back.

Its the poor innocent stuffed bears that vex me...I signed on for this adventure... they didn't- “Forget us! FREE THE BEARS !!!”