Damn right we are, and that's just about the only thing the Weblogs got right.

Left to Right: 1) Jack cooks the Famous Sauce sure to put Paul Newman out of the sauce business; 2) Jack, Zorro, and Musafir in the Prison Yard.  Jack gives OK's the stale bread shipment laying on the ground in the prison courtyard; 3) Major Ezmerai renders a salute after receiving a jar of Pulacharke POW Pasta Sauce in the prison yard.  Ezmerai and Jack's other men were freed later that day by the Supreme Court; 4) Jack inspects chunks of junk in his famous POW Pasta sauce; 5) Zorro and Brent play chess in the dark waiting for sauce to cook; 6) Brent and Jack, "Yeah, these are my %$&*#$%' words on this site."  Note: Musafir (#2) was wounded days later during the December al-Qaida takeover helping save our lives. Top: One of the Guard Towers at Pulacharke

Ingredients

1-     Big Crappy Old Tin Pot
1-     Leftover Hot-wired Taliban Prison Stove
4-     Bottles of Extremely Boiled Afghan Water
7-     Big Bangancia (Afghan Eggplants)
15-   Romy (Afghan Tomatoes)
4-     Gan da na (Afghan Onions – big)
1-     Can Cheap Russian Tomato Paste
1-     Jar Pakistani Lousy Bitter Tomato Sauce
1-     Small Handful of Gritty Arab Sugar
1-     Cluster of Rotten Afghan Gaaarrrrlic
2-     Packs of Lipton Cup-a-Soup (Tomato)
1-     Bunch of any kind of Spice You Can Find

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To Order Your Sauce- 
Contact the Geneva Convention Prisoner of War
Central Information Bureaux in Switzerland
for Further Instructions

Preparation:

• Chop it up, boil it all for 30 minutes

• Burn yourself, twice, moving pot on wobbly stove

• Simmer the whole thing for 1 hour

• Burn yourself 3 more times when power goes out

• Stir with big ugly wooden Pakistani ladle

• Burn yourself again when power comes on

• Hear yells from Ed, Brent, and Zorro about hunger

• Pour over shitty Prison Kitchen Rice

• Eat with shittier Afghan Prison Bread

• Get complaints about bitter sauce

• Add more Arab sugar and lousy Afghan salt

• Enjoy profusely – run to bathroom later

• Take 1000 mgs of Ciprofloxacin for dysentery

• Pray for Malox or Pepto Bismo

• Start same procedure all over again next day…

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Note to those Weblogs:  This recipe is copyrighted too.
And It is BETTER than the sauce they made in Goodfella's.

Care Packages:

We have received care packages from all over the United States, and for those we are extremely grateful.  Because we mostly receive rice, bread, and basic food like potatoes, many people have sent us tuna fish, spices, Ramen Noodles, Chicken Soup.  These things are greatly appreciated.  We cannot overemphasize our appreciation and thanks to the people that have sent us cards and packages.  We can receive anything.  Just put it in a box and ship it to us.

If you would like to know what we need:

• Chicken Noodle Soup - Fully stocked up on May 10 by Lisa and Adair- Many Thanks !!! had just run out, now making more Onion Soup thanks to you.

• Ramen Noodles

• Spices (for boiled prison rice) Penny- Great Spice- THANKS

• Old Newsweeks, Time, USA Today, etc. (we get no news)

• Old Videotapes (Yes we have a VCR)

• Stuffed animals for the children of the Officers here

• Basically, we appreciate anything.

The Officers at Pulacharke Prison could also use some things:

• Socks, Gloves (no matter how old or used)

• Flashlights & PR-24 Batons (for all you police out there)

• BDU Belts, Desert Boots (even used ones are great)

• Children's & Woman's clothes (they only make $40 a month)

• Toys and Stuffed Animals for their children

• Ship it free - Go to the Contact Us page for more info.

The Final Word:

More than three years ago, in October 2001, Jack said; "This will be a war of sacrifice and pain, we can only hope that it will be more painful for our enemies, and that our sacrifices will not be in vain."  In 2005 he was quoted as saying, "from the beginning I have feared only that Americans would not have the stamina to endure until the end of al-Qaida and terror-- it appears I was right.  With 9/11 all but forgotten, the Taliban welcomed back into the Afghan government, and our Northern Alliance allies double-crossed by the State Department, terror will reign once again in very near future.”