Left to Right: 1) Zorro fries up his B-52 Steak Fries in a very dangerous propane tank- but we're the only ones that have one at Pulacharke; 2) Zorro in the kitchen, using the ISAF newspaper to catch grease on the floor- nothing beats the NATO news for soaking up grease; 3) Tora Bora Fries on a platter- on our favorite platter cover- STARS & STRIPES- at least it's good for something; 4) Brent, Ed, and Zorro, the Pulacharke Blues Brothers, hanging out after chowing down on those fabulous fries; 5) Serving up Tora Bora Fries with some Adobo Spice our supporters sent us and with some Cajun Spice a Sergeant Major at Fort Bragg shipped in to us.

Ingredients

1-     Big Crappy Old Tin Pot
1-     Rickety Very Unsafe Propane Burner
1-     Big Bag of Lard Grease from Horse
21-   Afghan Potatoes
1-     Lots of salt
0-     Onions- we all hate them (except Jack)
1-     Bottle of Cajun spice sent by SGM
1-     Adobo Spice if we have any

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To Order Your Fries-  Sorry folks, you can't order fries.

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• Wash off mud then Peel Potatoes for two hours while watching Indian Music Videos

• Get yelled at by Jack for watching Indian films

• Cut peeled potatoes into steak fry sized chips

• Rinse in water

• Get yelled at again by Jack for using "bucket water"

• Explain again how bad water will vaporize in grease

• Squeeze Horse Fat into old Taliban Pot

• Wait until grease is sizzling and super hot

• Dip Prison Bread in grease and eat while waiting

• Get burned many times holding wobbly pot

• Throw in a drop of water

• If it sizzles quick; grease is hot enough

• Stir with big ugly wooden Pakistani ladle

• Fry in grease until crispy and brown

• Put on platter covered with Stars & Stripes

• Yell at Jack and Brent to stop eating them in kitchen

• Throw out the harab (bad) Prison Kitchen Rice

• Add lots of salt and spice on each layer

• Try to serve hot.  Really enjoy a lot

• Never get sick; unlike Jack's Sauce!

• TUMS never needed

• Proof it is better than Jack's Pulacharke POW Sauce
   

• Start same procedure all over again next day…

• Note: This is mostly what we eat everyday.

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من گفتم، " ما را فراموش کنید! یکزره از چپس بمب B52 بخورید!!!"

نام واقعی من بریدمن وحید رسولی بندریس میباشد، من نام زورو را درجریان فعالیت هایمان کسب نمودم. من کارمند وزارت دفاع هستم ومن به جک تسلیم شدم یعنی به قوای فعالیتی سیبر 7بحیث قرض داده شده بودم بین جبعه متحد وقوای فعالیتی سبر7 ومنحیث ترجمان ازطرف قوماندانی قول اردو 7. یک روز آن را افسوس نمیکشم. فامیل من درمقابل طالبان برای سال ها در شمال این کشور جنگیده است، من درتمام زنده گی هم جنگ را دیده هستم تا زمانیکه خداوند(ج) و بعداً قوای سپیشل فورس امریکا این کشور را آزاد ساخت. مگر این جنگ ختم نشده است.  

Care Packages:

Jack, Brent, and Ed, have received care packages from all over the United States, and for those we are all extremely grateful.  I am always amazed at how kind Americans are to my country.  It has been really cool (I'm learning American Slang from Brent) to see all the Christmas Cards that were sent from all over the world and especially the United States.  It's great to take a break from peeling potatoes and read all the cards.

If you would like to know what we need:

• Adobo Spice for my Fries- like in the picture to the right

• Steak Fry Spice

• Some Indian Films (old CDs)

• An American Girlfriend

• Some American Magazines

• Small Stuffed animals for Afghan children

• I'm Afghani, we appreciate anything

The Police Officers at Pulacharke Prison could also use some things we will be glad to pass on:

• Old Towels

• Children's clothes (they only make $40 a month)

• Toys and Stuffed Animals for their children

• Ship it Free- Go to the Contact Us page for more info.

The Final Word:

I say, “Forget us! Eat Some B-52 Bomber Fries !!!” 

My real name is actually Lt.  Rasuli Banderas, so I got the name Zorro during our operations.  I am a Ministry of Defence employee and was given to Jack and Task Force Saber on loan as a liaison and interpreter from the 7th Corps Commander.   I don't regret one day of it.  My family fought the Taliban in the North for many years, and I knew only war my entire life until America's Special Forces freed this country.  But, unfortunately,  this war isn't over.